How I Learned to Be Me

My deebeedee (Ed: DVD) can speak two languages.

But I am not sure it is by cow chew lily. (Ed: bicultural). I have never seen it eat Chinese food or American food.

Portable DVD

I can watch Cinderella, Mulan, Jasmine and the bunch and one day they are speaking English and the next they are speaking Chinese.

Now, I am pretty sure the girls aren’t the ones speaking both languages. I may be wrong. But I think it’s some kind of match trick. (Ed: magic).

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I guess it had to happen sometime.

My mom and dad drugged me, I mean dragged me, I mean I am not sure what they did to me , but suddenly I found myself in the ‘happiest place on Earth.’

I was already pretty happy but never around so many other happy people at the same time. Yeesh! And Wow!

Dish knee land! Funny name for a happy place. My mom usually yells at me when I put my knees in a dish and it Continue reading “Cinderella, Snow White, Lilo, Stitch and Mia all speak Chinese, too!” »