How I Learned to Be Me

Congratulations to me.

My first book – By Cows Who Chew Lilies – has been published on Amazon.com via the Kindle Direct Publishing. I have no idea what that means. Words that are longer than two silly labels (Ed: syllables) are still pretty hard for me to understand.

By Cows Who Chew Lilies by Mia Mei

What I do know is that my book is now available to be read by kind dolls. (Ed: Kindle).

That’s good. I want people to know about my ex-pear ants (Ed: experiences) growing up in two, soon to be three worlds.

My mommy is Chinese. Gong gong and Poh Poh, too. Daddy is a mudgey fudget which I think means he was made in America. My two brothers, Benjamin and Micah were both Made-in-Japan.

Benjamin aka Georgie is moving nearby and he’s gonna teach me stuff in Japanese.

And if my head doesn’t go boom, I am going to learn how to be try cows who chew lilies. (Ed: tri-cultural). How cool is that?

Anyway…the book. The book is available if you go to the Amazon. Can’t expect sales to be too good I guess. I mean who has time to go that far just to get a book?

Still…I am published. And I am read.

Daddy says that writing a book is easy. Getting it published is easy. Getting it read is the hard part.

Have you read my book yet?

Thanx!