How I Learned to Be Me

The entire city of San Jose, everyone in the whole wide city, saw my daddy get drunk this week.

My daddy wrote about getting tic toc in cases (Ed: intoxicated) at his site.

Intoxicating blog traffic

Seems like a whole lot of people came to read one of his sites. About the same number of people who lives in San Jose.  (Yeah! He and I both know the way. He drives and I ride in the back.)

Daddy is a professional blogger. He knows how to write, what to write, when to write stuff so that lots and lots of people come to read. He makes money, too. Buys me stuff from the Disney store and takes me places like to the movies to see Tangled and Rio. He also teaches others how to Read More