Mia Mei's M & Ms

The entire city of San Jose, everyone in the whole wide city, saw my daddy get drunk this week. My daddy wrote about getting tic toc in cases (Ed: intoxicated) at his site. Intoxicating blog traffic Seems like a whole lot of people came to read one of his sites. About the same number of [...]

My mommy and daddy think they need to teach me everything. They don’t. I can learn some things all by myself. For example, when they put something in my mouth, I should swallow. Wait! That might not be a good example after all. Cuz sometimes I spit things back out at them and they really [...]

Google updated the Panda. I didn’t know Pandas broke down and needed their tummies removed and replaced and stuff like that. But I see them doing stuff like that at the Bear Factory at the mall. So, maybe… But daddy says that Googlieyes made some changes. My eyes are still brown and my daddy’s are [...]